Alien's in Kentucky

The Coach and Jameson Sean had been back to 1990’s Morehead State University going back to before they started traveling for a bit. They go to their dorms and do what they usually do. A noise from outside the building sounded like it was falling from the skyline and a student outside went to see what had just landed by them. Caula Ectree was a top student and she was having a great day at the university, going into her dorm room she smelled her roommate cooking shrimp kabobs inhaling the aroma of mushrooms, purple onion, green pepper, and turnip chunks used between the shrimp and saying,” dinner is smelling real good, Jessy”. Her roommate responded,” yeah it's going to be so good!” after the meal they heard a loud crashing sound by the dorms so Caula decided to check out what had happened. Jameson Sean the following day was approached by Caula’s roommate Jessy asking,” Have you seen Caula? She went to find out what had caused a ruckus earlier and she hasn't come back since?” Jameson, perplexed by this, asked Jessy,” that's a little weird, why wouldn't she come back afterwards?” Jessy replied,” I don't know, she said she felt like something was off and she just left after dinner to go check out whatever had made that noise”. Jameson Sean now curious asked her,” okay, well what noise did she hear? Was it a crashing noise?” just then an alert blared across the radio waves alerting people,’ a ship of extraterrestrial origin has landed outside of a dorm building over at Morehead State University people are advised to keep away from the strange Craft for fear of exposure to unknown chemicals’ Jessy looked pale enough to be a ghost and feeling worried about Caula's safety said,” she went down there I have to go looking for my friend can you and Sigma Gamma help?” Jameson Sean understood what she was asking for and so he opened up about everything he knew about who Sigma Gamma really is and Jessy said,” oh that's not surprising, so you and The Coach are going to help me right?” The Coach, having been in the backdrop of their conversation listening in, said,” Yes, we will help you with finding your friend. Oh Jameson some friends of mine are about to be on their way here, a lovely organization by the name of u.n.i

t I'm a scientific advisor for them here in America.” After they got there The Coach had explained everything about the situation and U.N.I.T informed him that several of similar things to what had landed here have landed in lots of places across the globe. The Coach then said,"Okay, color me intrigued so, why have all of the same similar types of crafts landed in seemingly random areas? Does it have a pattern?” Jameson Sean poured over the evidence In each sighting saying,” I got it, Coach what do all of the area's have in common? What are they the center of? Where are all of the ships “crashed” at?” The Coach, picking up on Jameson’s train of thought, took out his Sonic Pointer and scanned the sights, getting the readings off of the ships. The Coach then had a worried look on his face saying,” how many people have touched those ships? And how many people have gone missing afterwards? Obviously these crafts are in areas of cultural significance and knowledge gathering but why seemingly “crash-land”? “ Switching to live feeds from across the cameras in those areas. Watching in horror as the various people who touched those ships as they transformed into crystalline humanoids one of which resembled Caula Ectree. Jessy feeling something should be done said,” that's Caula!?!, and it's not just her though look!!!” The Coach and Jameson Sean looked around to see the building being approached by these things, leading The Coach to say,” I think now would be a good time to run!” as they were beginning their run down the hallway The Coach scanned one of the crystalline humanoids and the shop outside with his Sonic Pointer and then picked up the pace. Jameson Sean opened the TARDIS door for Jessy with him and The Coach soon after. Jessy felt amazed as they took off asking them,” how do you fit all of this into a university locker?” Jameson Sean answered,” it's called a TARDIS which is an anagram of Time And Relative Dimension In Space, but The Coach does a much better explanation than I just gave.” The Coach replied,” it's bigger on the inside. My people have dimensional engineering.” Jessy said,” I knew that you were a little weird but now I know that it's cool and weird.” Jameson Sean and The Coach smiled, the readings have come back from the scans he made and The Coach said,” OH, I see these beings in those crafts they needed physical forms so what do they do? Make it appear as if they've crashed in order to draw people in enough to where they consent to being used for a physical form.” Jameson Sean then asked,” okay, but why would they attract college students? What is the purpose of that?” Jessy shrugged in continuing the interest. The Coach thinking about it finally had it all figured out exclaiming,” OH, Jamesy you're a genius. The reason why they sought-after college students is because they have a determination to study and find out more and expand upon their knowledge making them the perfect vessel for these things. But why would they come to Earth? Unless”. Jameson Sean asked,” unless what? They're looking for a new home”. The Coach picked up on Jameson's train of thought and then saw the devastation the crystalline-oids were causing. The Coach called the people of U.N.I.T and gave them specific instructions for what to do. After that everyone was back to normal and The Coach being done with the cover of being a college student offered Jameson Sean after graduation a few years of trying out living together to which Jameson Sean said,” Yes, I will live with you forever”. Then they went into his TARDIS still stuck in the disguise of a Morehead State University campus locker to see the universe.